Pirates vs. Ninjas

by xombiekitty on Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:37 pm

When chatting with celebrities it becomes glaringly obvious that they get asked the same questions over and over, so we decided to put a new one to them

This post will be updated as we speak with more celebrities, or if we manage to speak to past celebrities that we hadn't thought to question at the time!

The current results are as follows:

PIRATES - 5

Adam Richard
Corin Nemec
Greg Rucka
Michael Shanks
Nicola Scott

NINJAS - 11

Cameron Bright
David Hewlett
Dominic Keating (Although he believes Ninjas would win in a fight, Dominic thinks Pirates are cooler and he'd rather party with Pirates!)
Gareth-David Lloyd
James Marsters
Matthew Senreich
Michael Dorn
Noah Gray-Cabey
Paul McGann (Paul agrees with Dominic that Ninjas would win in a fight but Pirates are cooler!)
Seth Green (Although Seth admitted he also likes Pirates!!!)
Tom Root

OTHER - 1

Sir Patrick Stewart (Answered Indians )

UNDECIDED - 1

Gigi Edgley (After quite a long, hard think about it Gigi honestly couldn't pick a favourite )

by ZenBubble on Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:17 am

Stoopid Pirates!

Did you realise that there are 6 Ninjas in the room with you right now?

-Chris

by xombiekitty on Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:44 pm

Pirates are made of AWESOME!
Ninjas are full of bleh Razz

BTW, there isn't room for six stupid Ninjas in here... not with all the AWESOME Pirates and their haul, and wenchs, and grog, and partying, and OVERALL AWESOMENESS Very Happy

LOL

Pirates vs Ninjas = Pirates FTW!!!

* If you are going to try to use the scoreboard above to help your argument remember that the score would be showing Pirates winning if we didn't keep forgetting to ask so many celebs, lmao!

by Hijac on Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:10 pm

This exact same question was possed last weekend at the annual SF Ball In the UK to the Guys from Torchwood..there answer was...NINJAS

by cyspazzz on Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:30 pm

Everything is better with pirates.

by xombiekitty on Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:55 pm

cyspazzz is obviously made of awesome because he discovered and joined the Pirates group before we were ready to advertise the groups being available, lol Very Happy

So now, you too can choose your side...

PIRATES vs NINJAS

Go to the User Groups tab at the top of the page and sign up to the group that you

best!!!

by Cybertron Ax on Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:42 am

Got a question what about a Ninja Pirate? Would he beat all?

by ZenBubble on Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:11 pm

The two are mutually exclusive. If such an abomination ever came into existence, the universe would surely end.

-Chris Smile

by xombiekitty on Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:27 pm

Abomination you say?
You share the same name with one such abomination!
I present Chris the Ninja Pirate!
The pirate makes him more acceptable than a common ninja

by ZenBubble on Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:55 pm

yeah, but Chris is from the Weeblverse, which is made of win, so he doesn't count.

-Chris (Not the same Chris...)

by Darth Salem on Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:51 am

ahhh... but a ninja could if they so chose, infiltrate as a pirate and you'd never know because they are the masters of sneaky. Whereas a pirate dressed up as a ninja would stand out... have you ever seen a pirate parrot dressed as a ninja parrot... dead give-ARRRRRR-way.

I really need more coffee... back to work....

by SuperWannabe on Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:17 pm

Nah. Ninja Pirates wouldn't work..... the Parrot would give them away!!!

by Cybertron Ax on Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:19 pm

SuperWannabe wrote: Nah. Ninja Pirates wouldn't work..... the Parrot would give them away!!!

What if the parrot was a ninja too?

by cyspazzz on Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:33 pm

Yes, in that case the parrot would be as stealthy as the ninja pirate.

What am I saying Ninja Pirate is an Oxymoron. They can't exist as the same person, its like anti matter.

-Cyspazzz
Priates Rule!!!

by Baralier on Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:04 am

by Cybertron Ax on Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:05 am

Baralier wrote:

This post is full of win!

by SuperWannabe on Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:43 am

It's true

by ZenBubble on Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:28 pm

Is this gonna become about Hawt Ninja/Pirate chicks?

It is ON LIKE DONKEY KONG when I get home to a real Internet connection tonight!!!!!!!!

Prepare for the Ninja Babe ONSLAUGHT!

-Chris

by SuperWannabe on Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:45 pm

Bring on the Babeage!!!!

by ZenBubble on Thu Mar 11, 2010 5:12 pm

Let's begin, shall we?

And while the superiority of ninja's is being proven to the ignorant masses consider this:

I know of no Teenage Mutant Pirate Turtles. (THIS is also fun Smile

)

I know of no Kawasaki Pirate motorcycle.

One cannot Ask A Pirate.

And gratest of them all, there is no Dr. McPIRATE!!!

I await your pathetic attempt at a retort.

-Chris

by Baralier on Thu Mar 11, 2010 5:58 pm

ZenBubble wrote:I know of no Teenage Mutant Pirate Turtles. (THIS is also fun )

ZenBubble wrote:I know of no Kawasaki Pirate motorcycle.

Because pirates ride Harleys. Pussy!

ZenBubble wrote:One cannot Ask A Pirate.

http://www.askapirate.net/

ZenBubble wrote:And gratest of them all, there is no Dr. McPIRATE!!!

ZenBubble wrote:I await your pathetic attempt at a retort.

Googlefoo is something as yet unknown to ninjas...

by SuperWannabe on Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:00 pm

*munches popcorn and waits for next installment*

by Darth Salem on Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:23 pm

Look at our ever growing numbers.

by ZenBubble on Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:03 pm

Baralier wrote:
ZenBubble wrote:I know of no Teenage Mutant Pirate Turtles. (THIS is also fun )

So the best Turtle Pirates you can come up with is the Teenage Mutant NINJA Turtles in costume. What you're saying is that the best Pirates you can imagine are Ninja's pretending to be Pirates.

Baralier wrote:
ZenBubble wrote:I know of no Kawasaki Pirate motorcycle.

Because pirates ride Harleys. Pussy!

Prove it. I find no evidence of Pirates on Harleys.

Baralier wrote:
ZenBubble wrote:One cannot Ask A Pirate.

http://www.askapirate.net/

I reviewed Ask A Pirate. 9 questions ever? That's the best you can do? Get back to me when you're watched Ask A Ninja Episodes 1 though 100. And then you can show me your copy of the Pirate Handbook. The Ninja Handbok is available

Baralier wrote:
ZenBubble wrote:And gratest of them all, there is no Dr. McPIRATE!!!

... and your response to the sheer awesomeness of Dr Mcninja is .. a pirate. Pathetic.

Baralier wrote:
ZenBubble wrote:I await your pathetic attempt at a retort.

Googlefoo is something as yet unknown to ninjas...

I've set my Google preferences to not bother showing any references to Pirates. Why whould I want to see that crap?

-Chris

by xombiekitty on Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:05 pm

ZenBubble wrote:
I've set my Google preferences to not bother showing any references to Pirates. Why whould I want to see that crap?

-Chris

I know for a fact you like at least one Pirate... and that you even have his autograph!

Yay for Steve the Pirate!

by ZenBubble on Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:09 pm

I like Alan Tudyk. Wash dressed up as a Pirate is still Wash.

He normally wears Hawaiian shirts. This redeems him of any other poor fashion choices.

-Chris

by cyspazzz on Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:59 pm

Pass the popcorn over her, this is fun to watch.

-Cyspazzz
Pirates Rule

by Baralier on Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:57 pm

Because "nice shuriken" isn't funny

by SuperWannabe on Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:27 am

*passes popcorn to Cyspazzz*

I know how this one ends..... mutual destruction and Disney takes over with big eyed little talking animals *munch... munch*

by cyspazzz on Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:08 am

It only takes $4 to beat a ninja

by Cybertron Ax on Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:02 am

I got a new match up.

ZOMBIE PIRATES vs. CYBORG NINJAS

by First Contact on Tue May 04, 2010 9:00 am

It's those Sand Ninja's you have to watch for

by Darth Salem on Tue May 04, 2010 3:41 pm

Proving that ninja's are capable of laughing, before flipping out.

gets a little weird, but that's just how us ninja's roll.

NSFW Hand Ninja

by Lepermessiah on Mon May 10, 2010 1:54 pm

Darth Salem wrote:Proving that ninja's are capable of laughing, before flipping out.

gets a little weird, but that's just how us ninja's roll.

NSFW Hand Ninja

I love the wanton destruction here.

by Darth Salem on Fri May 21, 2010 5:58 pm

Real Life Ninja Awesomeness

http://www.theage.com.au/national/ninjas-leap-to-the-rescue-20100520-vfhw.html

by G-Man on Sat May 22, 2010 7:53 am

im so a pirate guy but here is a news cast of the 30th annual ninja parade.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtR2m20C2YM

by Matt1971 on Sat May 22, 2010 8:00 pm

PIRATES RULE!!!

by cyspazzz on Sat May 22, 2010 9:28 pm

Everything is better with Pirates

even Ninjas a better with Pirates.

by Fluffy_Duck on Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:03 pm

Ohhhhh I just came up with a great idea. I have a shirt that says Pirates are better than Ninjas. I just worked out where to wear it, and get a picture.

*be back in a couple weeks with it*

Ha-zarr

by cyspazzz on Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:44 am

Who's seen The Gamers: Dorkness Rising, if not watch it, because everything is better with Pirates

by kat on Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:46 pm

Found a new web comic
Two Lumps this panel is apt
ultimate battle

by pfalcon on Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:44 pm

Seen on t-shirts at Dragoncon 2010:

Pirates?
Ninjas?

A Jedi cares not for these things

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Which says it all really...

by Haggis on Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:42 pm

pfalcon wrote:Seen on t-shirts at Dragoncon 2010:

Pirates?
Ninjas?

A Jedi cares not for these things

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Which says it all really...

Jedi are Ninjas in different clothes. Ninjas will destroy all pirates before the pirates know the ninjas are there!

Masters of the Greater Path, however, defeat both.

by Baralier on Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:51 pm

Pirates may be cooler, but ninjas certainly have some scary weapons at their disposal...

by xombiekitty on Sat Sep 18, 2010 11:11 pm

I don't even know where to begin with that one, Baralier o_0 lol

by Grenge on Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:00 am

Ummm........ Shocked

Riiiiiiiiight........

I'm confused, is that supposed to be for or against ninjas?

by Matt1971 on Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:20 pm

OMG Baralier, that was just weird. It is amazing what people think of

by Darth Salem on Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:37 pm

So that's how you run a bubble bath, I've been doing it wrong all these years... now bring me my cheap oriental fan of doom. Mwaaaah haaa haaa heee huuurgh *cough* *cough*